2024/7/23

My niece asked me what I would name my pet if I have one.

If I have a white/grey horse, I’ll call it coconut. I said. Do you know the coconut song?

she doesn’t. So I showed her the coconut song.

Wooooow you eyelashes are so long. She said, while watching the video. It’s like you are wearing fake lashes.

I blinked my eyes rapidly.

You look like Minnie. She said.

Actually I dressed up as Minnie once for my classmates birthday party. I said.

😂😂😂 It was Hannah’s birthday, first house party I’ve ever been. I’ve also never slept over at anyone’s house before. I was 17? I think? I got her a vinyl from The XX, because she told me she recently got a new record player. We had some drinking games but we weren’t drinking too much anyways. For truth or dare someone asked if I’ll let Micky Minnie me. What? I was confused. Just say yes. Someone said. There’s no Micky here.

Yes. I said. Wasn’t sure what I agreed to. Everyone laughed.

Then my niece showed me a video of her cat. She’s going to name it stem cell.

I mean a piglet would also be nice. I can name my piglet coconut too.

‘You said my cat looks like an alien!’ She whined.

‘What’s wrong with that?’

‘Are you saying my cat is ugly?’

‘Of course not!’ I said. ‘I think aliens are very cool. I would love to have an alien. In fact, you know Halloween right? I’ve never had the chance to celebrate Halloween, but I want to dress up as an alien. In green tights and big head cover all that stuff.’

‘Haha I want to be an alien too.’ She said. ‘Count me in. We can be team alien.’

Later we went to harass my mum before sleep. We barged in, checked up on her and left.

‘We are like 蝗虫过境.’ I said.