2023/6/25

Morning! I hope people tell me they want to have sex with me beforehand so I don’t have to show them my knickers with pineapple on it

Second thoughts. Maybe I should show my pineapple knickers. Maybe people want to see it.

Went shopping!😎 I figured I’m not gonna lose weight. Got to have the wardrobe adapt to my new body.

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I might have an unfair judgment for British men. Technically I’ve never dated one.

😎😎😎To the park!! Yeeeeee

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I timed my ‘actual’ time of masturbation, i.e. the time my 🍆 was inside me. 3 mins 20 seconds. It’s wayyyyy shorter than I imagined

🥹🥹still too scared to try the butt plug