2023/4/5

Best way to start a day: sex

Second best way to start a day: masturbate 🤭

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Haha met a nice boy today. Look, meeting and talking to fellow nerds irl is so much easier!! He explained some photonics coding and information theory to me.

Do you know, currently, our random number generator is not really random?! Only quantum systems can generate real randomness

The girl next to me asked if I have a bf, I said I don’t, she told me in low voice don’t date PhD students in London. She tried to tell me/warn me some nasty stuff, I stopped her, told her there is no need. ‘I’m eating.’ I said. ‘Let’s enjoy food!’ I showed great enthusiasm for the lamb.

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Off to bed!